Happy to do so mate) Is there any special British slang for homeless people? PS. He doesn't drive around and bum people, it is solely for warfare, not bumming.
HOMELESS?PAH!! We don't have any homeless in Britain. They all get benefits and sell magazines. It's a career choice if you like the outdoors but are stuck in the city. I'm sure some of them like to "bum" though.
So, if the bums have the tanks, then who flies the paper aeroplanes?
I hope anyone reading this realises we're just... wait a minute, someone's banging on the door!! Oh shit, I just looked out the window and there's a phalanx of bum tanks pointing right at me!!! Just to the left of them there's at least three whores furiously folding giant sheets of paper! to the right is a junkie making a HAARP out of TIN FOIL!!!! Goodbye cruel world. I'm going to try to fit into this envelope and post myself to safety wish me luck
You're great
T%
PS. He doesn't drive around and bum people, it is solely for warfare, not bumming.
We don't have any homeless in Britain.
They all get benefits and sell magazines.
It's a career choice if you like the outdoors but are stuck in the city.
I'm sure some of them like to "bum" though.
So, if the bums have the tanks, then who flies the paper aeroplanes?
T%
wait a minute, someone's banging on the door!!
Oh shit, I just looked out the window and there's a phalanx of bum tanks pointing right at me!!!
Just to the left of them there's at least three whores furiously folding giant sheets of paper!
to the right is a junkie making a HAARP out of TIN FOIL!!!!
Goodbye cruel world.
I'm going to try to fit into this envelope and post myself to safety
wish me luck
T%
bollocks, I'm out of stamps!